Nicole JohnsonI’m a Catholic Kid Who Lied in Confession. Maybe You Are Too.This is dedicated to all Catholic kids who confessed to sins they didn’t commit.Mar 10, 20212Mar 10, 20212
Nicole JohnsonHow to Have a Happy 1980’s 4th of July.For those of us who grew up in the 1980s, the 4th of July was the event of the summer. This year show your family what the best summer…Jul 3, 2020Jul 3, 2020
Nicole JohnsonI‘m A Child of The Motherfucking 80s, And I’m Afraid of Everything. Here’s a List —Shit, there’s a pandemic going on out there! But we GenXers, we’ve been preparing for this for our whole lives. Our parents used a healthy…Jul 1, 20204Jul 1, 20204
Nicole JohnsonMissing — from the short story collection “Nuclear”The thin-veiled outline of her kitchen, a jagged halo of iridescent blue instead of the pale, diffuse yellow surrounding angels, ushered…Nov 22, 2019Nov 22, 2019
Nicole JohnsoninSlackjawYou’re Invited! Cindy’s Cul De Sac Pop Up Shop, A Suburbanite’s Garage SaleYou are cordially invited to this fall’s smartest and most dashing garage sale in all of Braggart County…Sep 28, 2019Sep 28, 2019
Nicole JohnsonDiary of a Middle-Age Wife and Mother’s Descent Into Madness After a Week-Long KonMari BingeJFeb 5, 20191Feb 5, 20191
Nicole JohnsonHow to Have a Happy 1980’s 4th of JulyFor those of us who grew up in the 1980’s the 4th of July was the event of the summer. This year show your family what the best summer…Jul 2, 2016Jul 2, 2016
Nicole Johnson4 Family-Friendly Slasher FilmsIf you grew up in the 1980's renting slasher films from your local video store, you may remember them with a hazy and nostalgic fondness…Oct 7, 2015Oct 7, 2015
Nicole JohnsonKeeping Your Privates PrivateRecently my four-year-old daughter has become interested in genitalia. Not just her own, but other childrens’. While I’m not a prude, I do…Jul 24, 20153Jul 24, 20153
Nicole Johnsonrandom thoughts from a four minute showerShowers used to be one of my favorite things, a time for reflection, a time to get warm, a time to get clean. Now that I am a mother…Jul 15, 20151Jul 15, 20151