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Nicole Johnson

Nicole Johnson

I’m a Catholic Kid Who Lied in Confession. Maybe You Are Too.

This is dedicated to all Catholic kids who confessed to sins they didn’t commit.

Mar 10, 2021

I’m a Catholic Kid Who Lied in Confession. Maybe You Are Too.

Mar 10, 2021

Nicole Johnson

How to Have a Happy 1980’s 4th of July.

For those of us who grew up in the 1980s, the 4th of July was the event of the summer. This year show your family what the best summer…

Jul 3, 2020

How to Have a Happy 1980’s 4th of July.

Jul 3, 2020

Nicole Johnson

I‘m A Child of The Motherfucking 80s, And I’m Afraid of Everything. Here’s a List —

Shit, there’s a pandemic going on out there! But we GenXers, we’ve been preparing for this for our whole lives. Our parents used a healthy…

Jul 1, 2020

1980’s kids doing Halloween like badasses!

Jul 1, 2020

Nicole Johnson

Missing — from the short story collection “Nuclear”

The thin-veiled outline of her kitchen, a jagged halo of iridescent blue instead of the pale, diffuse yellow surrounding angels, ushered…

Nov 22, 2019

Missing — from the short story collection “Nuclear”

Nov 22, 2019

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You’re Invited! Cindy’s Cul De Sac Pop Up Shop, A Suburbanite’s Garage Sale

You are cordially invited to this fall’s smartest and most dashing garage sale in all of Braggart County…

Sep 28, 2019

You’re Invited! Cindy’s Cul De Sac Pop Up Shop, A Suburbanite’s Garage Sale

Sep 28, 2019

Nicole Johnson

Diary of a Middle-Age Wife and Mother’s Descent Into Madness After a Week-Long KonMari Binge

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Feb 5, 2019

Diary of a Middle-Age Wife and Mother’s Descent Into Madness After a Week-Long KonMari Binge

Feb 5, 2019

Nicole Johnson

How to Have a Happy 1980’s 4th of July

For those of us who grew up in the 1980’s the 4th of July was the event of the summer. This year show your family what the best summer…

Jul 2, 2016

How to Have a Happy 1980’s 4th of July

Jul 2, 2016

Nicole Johnson

4 Family-Friendly Slasher Films

If you grew up in the 1980's renting slasher films from your local video store, you may remember them with a hazy and nostalgic fondness…

Oct 7, 2015

Oct 7, 2015

Nicole Johnson

Keeping Your Privates Private

Recently my four-year-old daughter has become interested in genitalia. Not just her own, but other childrens’. While I’m not a prude, I do…

Jul 24, 2015

Keeping Your Privates Private

Jul 24, 2015

Nicole Johnson

random thoughts from a four minute shower

Showers used to be one of my favorite things, a time for reflection, a time to get warm, a time to get clean. Now that I am a mother…

Jul 15, 2015

random thoughts from a four minute shower

Jul 15, 2015

Nicole Johnson

Nicole Johnson

Freelance writer featured on The Washington Post, Ms. Magazine, Redbook, Huff Post & Scary MommyCheck out my FB page @ https://www.facebook.com/suburbanshitshow

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